Monday, May 12, 2008

Laugh of the day!

Hahaha my friend Wyatt told me the funniest joke today!!! Ok here it is:

Why is it called PMS?

Because the name 'Mad Cow' was already taken.

BAHAHAHA it makes me laugh everytime! I know some of you are like..uhh ok that was gay.. but I just thought it was funnnayy!!!

Well that's all. That was short. Good night! =)
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Amy said...

Here's another joke for ya Hailey!
>
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
>
> The Blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black
> suit he is already wearing.
>
> The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the
> Blonde mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."
>
> The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe;
> the suit fits him perfectly.
>
> She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"
>
> To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her wit h the blank check. "There's no charge," she says.
>
> "No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says.
>
> "Honestly, ma'am," the blonde says, "it cost nothing.
> You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive
> blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he
> looked nice."
>
> "So I just switched the heads."

May 14, 2008 at 7:58 AM

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